Phone Sex with Erin Michaels

I swear sometimes I think I should just write a book.  Although I would probably get bored with it halfway through dontcha think?

So I woke up totally motivated today, looking at my liist of things to do and actually started knocking them out pretty quickly.  I have a number of half done projects, I really need to find a realtor in TN and I need to start laying out my budget for the next 9 months.  So those are all on the list for the rest of the week. 

I spent last weekend moving fences and stock around to make some space and kinda get a feel for everything I own that I have to move, which actually seems to be ALOT of crap. It totally baffles me.  I keep getting rid of stuff.. but I still have tons of stuff to go through.  Blah.  I know if I spent a solid 3-4 hours in the garage it will be done, sorted and packed to go.  I’ve gotta wash out feeders get them ready for winter, check out my tank heaters and pack everything that I’m not going to need up.

I sometimes wonder if I should be feeding you a line of crap about my life.  About how its all parties and sex and orgies.  Then I think.  Well hell.  Is that what you really want?   I guess some people do, I mean its only natural to want to escape the reality of life.  To look for and envy someone who can afford to party all the time and bullshit their way through.  But really.. that isn’t me.  I figure if you are going to spend your hard earned money calling me for phone sex, the very least I can do is be myself.    Do I like sex?  Hell yes I do.. but my life isn’t 100% about sex or phone sex.  My life is about working hard to get where I want to go, my life is about enjoying the freedom my job as a phone sex operator  lets me have.  

I like being a PSO ya know.. I have fun and I have a lot of great friends that I would have never met had it not been for this job.  I like my other jobs as well.  Even when I hate them I love them.  If that makes sense.  Sometimes I feel like I should just sell out completely, go live in a condo somewhere and relax.  That would make the most sense I suppose.  Be out of debt, old and new.  Have a “normal” life whatever that is and put everything else behind me.  Not be in constant fear that I am going to lose everything I’ve worked for by doing something stupid.   It could be a relief I suppose.  But then I wonder.. well.  Wouldn’t that be boring?  Don’t the most profitable and successful people get there by taking chances and risks?

Hmmm I don’t know if this is where I was going when I started this blog, but I guess this is where it ended up.  Ah well.   Why don’t you treat yourself to some phone sex ?  You deserve it since I made you suffer through this journey of my mind

Erin

Tags: bay city blues, cowgirl phone sex, erin michaels, phone sex, Phone Sex Operator, PSO, The Phone Sex Ranch

IE is being weird today and wouldn’t let me update so here I am in weirdo Mozilla land .  I had the best of intentions on getting a blog done yesterday.. well until I was made into a chew toy by a very pissy equine.   Then I said fuck it.. I need a beer.

So now I am back with my shoulder a pretty rainbow of colors and being all domestic Goddess like today.  Fresh sheets, all the laundry is caught up and I even have dinner mapped out.  Scary huh?  The sun is making everything steam and dry out which is nice and I’m in a pretty decent mood all things considered, I’m even considering a nap here in a bit since the pain in my shoulder is stepping back some.

I had an interesting visitor, only the third one I have seen this year.  The first 2 I took with my crappy camera, the third is just one I found on the net so you can get better detail.  Meet one of the resident bull snakes.

Now I dunno if he is the same one that was in the garage a week or so ago.. but he was certainly pissy enough when I booted his ass off the porch.  OK I am seeing myself getting all rambly cuz my brain is fried, so you are just gonna have to deal with a bit of rambling for now.  I’m gonna go curl up and recharge… I will be back for more phone sex fun later- I promise

Erin

Man the Erin 08 budget is taking some major hits lately *grumble* Apparently its been far too long since I have relocated since I was taking stock of what needed to happen in the next 9 months and banging my head on the wall LOL I know.. you wanna talk sex all the time, but its my website dammit and if I wanna talk livestock and supplies I can so there.

I was going through my tack, cleaning out worn and damaged items, sorting some possible ebay sale items and I realized I am going to need a dozen new breakaway halters  and I could probably use a half dozen new lead ropes, in addition to blood tests at 30 bucks a pop so I can ship them across state lines, new health certificates, brand inspections and oh yes. Vaccines at 26 bucks a pop few months early so they are ready for their new environment. Needless to say I sat in the garage and just shook my head for a bit before I started cleaning again. I have a couple more bins to go through that I haven’t touched since I moved in and I know that nothing in them will change the numbers above. Blah. Moving is such fun! At least I am getting started early so I can get a bit of wiggle room.  Well at least I have a good start on my Christmas list.  I wonder if my mom gets tired of buying me animal stuff.  Probably.  heh.  But I am a firm believer in asking for things that are useful as opposed to things that are just gonna collect dust, hell tack collects dust.. believe me.  So its like dual purpose LOL

Ok see now that I have vented that out, my head is nice and clear and now we can talk phone sex.   You thought we would never get there didn’t you?  Yes, yes wading through the realities my life can be tedious, just be thankful you don’t have to feed in a blizzard and move on will ya?  Ok so I popped by Bay City  and I’m sorry Alexandra  but that graphic is very unnerving LOL  Of course I am sure that is the purpose so it works… in spades, at least in my book it does.   I rounded out my last CFD with some very nice rides of my own if I do say so myself.  I have been feeling very anal lately and you know.. the ass wants what the ass wants *wink*  Are ya feeling my drift?  I certainly hope so.  Why don’t you tap that ass over to the right and come and play in my arena….

Erin

Tags: cowgirl sex, erin michaels, phone sex, ranching

First off before I forget Happy Birthday Alexandra!

Ok now.. why do I rock?  Well I am thinking I was born that way, but hey who knows.  All I DO know is that I finally paid off my student loans and that kicks ass! Well ok the last payment is next month but christ lets not nitpick here ok?  I still rock!  Onto the next bill …. never ending cycle isn’t it?

The “Erin 08″ plan has taken some hits and modifications since its induction but now all energy is being focused toward saving to ship the last of the stock in, buy a lap top and then the move.  Its all about being creative financially these days and getting stuff done.  I cannot believe that August is literally 2 days away.  What happened to the year already??   It feels like time is just rushing by and I’m scrambling to keep up.

Ok I’m gonna bop off and sign into Bay City to have some fun…If you want some rodeo phone sex… bring your spurs and give me a call *wink*

Erin

Tags: bay city blues, cowgirl phone sex, erin michaels, rancher phone sex, rodeo phone sex

for your amusement…
Gun Control

Poor Lil Bunny

When you venture into the world of internet dating, uh.. keep in mind that people are ACTUALLY going to read your ads and yes.. they are going to mock them if they are truly terrible.   I recently was introduced to the Why Women Hate Men blog (WWHM for short) definitely NWS and I cannot BELIEVE how unbelievably BAD some of these ads are.  Well ok yes I can… because they are being mocked, not by a woman mind you - the author of the blog is male.  Its funny as hell and a good break in the middle of the day… remember.. THINK before you WRITE

Can you feel it? Tension Building. Dust in the air…. the wind carries the scent of sweat and horseflesh… mmmmm man that is so damn hot.  Just 2 weeks away- That’s right  Cheyenne Frontier Days is just around the corner.  Cowboys, Sweat, Stock and Whiskey… what more could you ask for?   It’s going to be bittersweet for me this year, it will be my last CFD for a while since I have plans to move in the spring.. so I am going to do it up right.   None of the concerts really hold an interest for me this year.

Man I am tired today.. for some reason I am sleeping like crap and can’t seem to shut my brain down at night.  Probably has something to do with the notebook packed with design projects that I need to get cracking on.  In addition to the phone sex sites I have on my list to do, I have a number of other projects I am working on for people that I have to get my ass busy on before they form a lynch mob.  Not to mention work on My OWN damn sites LOL  I am gonna expand this a little I think..include some more stuff to give you maybe a better feel about who I am.  You will notice that I have added a new page to my site as well.  Its just a taste of what you can expect on a phone sex call with me.  Well not exactly.. cuz I can be a moody bitch and I change it up to suit my moods a lot but you will get the gist of how I am as a lover.  I don’t know that anyone can describe themselves as a partner to a T.. I mean if you could.. wouldn’t that make you damn boring?  Like here is my script… and this is what I do.  Ugh.  Christ.  I would shoot myself LOL

Ok I am off ta work… well on to work.  Fuck I will be around working on web stuff.  Wouldn’t you rather I be working on you?

Erin

Tags: phone sex, webdesign

Think of it as an adult version on Where’s Waldo…. yes that was my life over the last 8 days.  Ok not really.. but adult wheres waldo could be a whole lotta fun I am thinking now.  Let me break it down for you.

Tuesday, July 1st 330 pm

Was working on a website and suddenly.. out of nowhere, the blue screen of death appears. Crap.  Ok wtf is going on.  System wont reboot.. shit. Ok. Well if I hurry I can get to town and get it into the shop before they close.  Call Howard and say no phone sex for me for a couple hours, gotta go to town.  Get clothes on.  Take it to the shop, do some groveling in hopes I can get it back the next day since I uh DON’T have a laptop or back up computer.   Go home.  Feed stock.  Take a cold shower cuz its fuckin hot.  Make a big damn gin and tonic and eat garlic chicken pizza from Papa Murphys while vegging out in front of the TV, at least Hells Kitchen is on.

Wednesday July 2nd

Ok its errand day, walmart, bank, feed store, grocery store blah blah.  Call to check on my computer, tell them Im in town till about 3 (hint)  Cool they will call me.  Get most every thing done, go to Chilis for The BURGER.  Man.. sidebar here, that damn burger is soooo Yummy.  Jalapenos, bacon… mmm crap now I am hungry… ok… Phone rings.  Computer guy.  Let me paraphrase here.  You are fucked, 10 hours of backing up to do.  Shit.. not gonna be done today huh?  Ok please.. Im beggin.. I need it BEFORE the long weekend.. no promises but he will try.   Go home, put away groceries, haul feed out to the garage, feed stock, work with the babies a bit, go in the house.  Look around.  Hmmm.  What the hell am I gonna do NOW.  Wander around a bit.   Go look at the spot my computer is supposed to be. *sigh*  Kinda dust it out.  Look around some more. Call Howard to sign me in, at least I can do phone sex to distract me. Get Nekkid, Make a big ass drink.   More Vegging in front of the TV.

Thursday  July 3rd

Get up.. do morning chores.  Wander around.  Call the computer guy.  Nope, still fucked but he will let me know by 4 if its done.  Whine some more.  Ok.  Look around the house.  Might as well put my time between calls to good use.  Change the sheets, do laundry, scrub floors, clean bathrooms… don’t dust cuz I hate dusting… but the house is back in order.   Break out a new notepad.  Start making lists of things I need to do when my computer gets back.  Fill up 1/4 of the notebook.  Wander around.  Too early to start drinking (especially since I just KNOW I have to go pick up my computer)  Flip through daytime TV How do people occupy themselves during the day?  Jesus.  Take a nap, Wake up.  Its only 2 and now I am all headachy from the nap *grumble* 3:15  the phone rings.  I pounce on it like its the last piece of chocolate in Wyoming.  Computer guy. Listening, while making myself a big ass drink uh huh.  Nope.  Still fucked but LESS fucked than I was before.  Closed till Monday. ok… Hang up… sit on the couch with my head in my hands for a while.  Get up..Look around.  Hotter than hell outside… supremely hot forecast. Yay.  Find the Twilight Zone Marathon and take more phone sex calls.

Friday  July 4th.

Drag myself out of bed and do chores.  Already blistering hot at 8 in the morning.  Scrub water tanks and fill them, clean the dog kennel, hose it down so the dirt is cooler for the dogs.  Apply mass quantities of fly spray all around.  Go back in the house because I am getting burnt.  Long cold shower.  More Twilight Zone.  Cant go watch fireworks cuz they are a fire hazard and the new morons next door are shooting off bottle rockets over the already bone dry waiting to burn pastures.  Animals not happy.  Erin now brain dead.

Saturday July 5th

Why me?  Stupid girl should have bought a laptop.  Over half the notebook is now full of notes.  Abundant Sunshine, HOT is what the forecast says.  Uh.  no shit. 4pm I am completely stir crazy.  Go hang out next door,  bitch about the neighbors on the other side.  Storm stirs up, refreshing and cool.  Starts pouring, thunder and lightning.   Go home and go out and stand in the rain and hail.  Do chores, come in the house soaked to the skin.  Strip.  Flop down on the couch for bad Sci Fi and more phone sex.

Sunday  July 6th.

Seriously.  What the HELL do people DO without a computer?  Read a book.  Started a new one.  Decide I am going to teach myself how to use this damn knitting board I just HAD to have.   Cant find the directions.  Cant print them off.  Sad now.  Organize my office.   Start throwing stuff away.  Bored now.

Monday  July 7th.

Yay.. its GOT to be done today…Good mood all day.  Phone rings at 2.  Tomorrow.  Promises. Bang my head on the wall.  Have to drive to town ANYWAY to pay rent.   Come home.   Play with the babies. Fall asleep on the couch all slug like.

Tuesday  July 8th.

I just dont wanna talk about it

Wednesday July 9th

Leave the house before anyone has the chance to call and give me bad news.  Run errands.  Show up at the computer place.  ITS DONE!!!   Load it in the truck before they change their mind.  Bring it home.  Spend the rest of the day figuring out where all my crap is.

There you have it.   Where I have been.  I am now saving for a laptop for my birthday in October.  I only need 850 bucks for a custom one.  I should be saving for my move.  But… I gotta have a back up if I am going to run a business or three.

First thing I did this morning?  Caught up on my Red State Update and satisfied my withdrawl cravings.  Ya know they have a CD coming out soon.  I may just have to buy it.  Never can tell.

So I am back.. didja miss me?  Damn well better have LOL

Come play!

Erin

Tags: computer repair, phone sex, red state update, twilight zone

I couldn’t resist…

In a small Midwestern town, two gays died of AIDS. The mortician was afraid of catching the disease from the corpse, so he refused to prepare the bodies for burial.

So, finally, in desperation, the hospital called on the local taxidermist. He said, “Sure, bring ‘em on over, I’ll take care of ‘em.”

So an ambulance driver carts the bodies off to the taxidermists shop. When he arrives, the taxidermist asks the ambulance driver “Do you want them mounted?” to which the driver replies “Nah, just holding hands…….”

hehe

Now call and fuck me dammit I made you laugh….

What is up with skipping spring? LOL  I guess since its almost July its about time that summer arrived, but man.. one week its sweatshirts and the next its boiling.  Seriously weird.

Well from what I saw yesterday, my decision that I was so worried about seems to have been the right one.  One that also is giving me additional knowledge in case I run into this situation again as well, so all is well at the moment in that arena.

Its hot, and allergies are hitting with a force, I swear I never had them before I moved here. Can you say Claritin?  I have already sunburned the crap outta myself and have decided to switch to early morning and evening play outside time to avoid the mega heat as much as I can.  Im also going through the sort and dump process in order to get ready to really move in the spring.  I think with the long winter and everything time and budget just got away from me so Im going to be here for another year while I regroup, Im hoping to be moved by the end of April.

Ok does anyone watch Property Ladder?  Im addicted.  Do you notice the morons who ignore Kristin always get screwed?  You would think that they uh.. watch the show before they are on it wouldnt you?  Im addicted to flipping and one day I will take a crack at it myself.  I suppose I should get my own house first though dontcha think? LOL

Yeah yeah Im being random, coffee doesnt seem to be doing the trick this morning, the dogs were restless last night and kept me up most of it so I might try and catch a nap.  We have been seeing alot more fox and coyotes this year so Im sure thats why they were edgy, something was probably skulking around.  Better than the big damn bullsnake they found last week.  I swear.. if there is trouble.. they are into it.

Ok Im gonna go chill.. why dont you take some time out on a lazy Sunday for a phone sex call?